How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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