YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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