would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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