last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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