There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My life is pants optional.
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