I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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