But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Do you have feelings for this penis?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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