She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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