found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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