if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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