"it" just moved
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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