D3 body, D1 cock
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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