We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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