i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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