I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Couch. On fire.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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