I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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