We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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