So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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