dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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