Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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