I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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