sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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