If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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