I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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