I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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