haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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