Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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