May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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