There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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