so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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