She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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