ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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