**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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