Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize