She's JV to your varsity
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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