Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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