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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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