i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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