Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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