We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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