Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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