They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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