don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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