the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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