If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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