Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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