I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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