How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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