dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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