best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
