I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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