i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
