yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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