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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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