Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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