An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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