I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
