You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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