She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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