she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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