Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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