have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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